Broke college student, musical lover, whovian, theatre junkie, likes friendship.

 

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing after people who don’t love you either…

Mandy Hale (via)

(Source: teethagoddess)

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

my-soulmate-is-dave-strider:

clapchat:

so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying

Your brother is golden

angry90slesbian:

you know who would be a pain in the ass to dominate in bed?

houdini

ropes? nah dude.

handcuffs? dont think so.

a straight jacket under water and surrounded by sharks? no fuck u he gone

wouldve-married-you-in-vegas:

goatpolice:

bestpal:

“I’m not racist I just am not attracted to black men” says the white woman

Go fuck yourself people have preferences why do you expect people to be attracted to everyone that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard please leave

finally someone fucking said it

charminglyantiquated:

One Halloween my sister stayed home to pass out candy and she told each kid they could take one piece and leave or sing and dance and take a handful. So some did things like twinkle twinkle little star and one or two did a weird little jig thing


and then this one kid went through the entire Bohemian Rhapsody, word-perfect and she just tipped the entire bowl of candy into his bag and locked the door.